December 2010
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
stephmiranda: And she looks at you sing like: You’re just into it: And she joins in and y’all are like:
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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OUT
Drag me down the hallway My voice screams out in the dark You kick me Bruise me BITCH CRAZY WHORE I hear you shout But I can’t quite feel the words I just scream over the top of you Block you out Block you out BLOCK YOU OUT You throw me into the cell I squirm inside my jacket The sleeves are frustrating You glare at me Shut the door Get out Get out GET OUT I fall to the...
Dec 25th
Christmas
wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning  walk down stairs make my way over to my stocking see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot  sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents  Run around the house and realize no one else is awake  realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours before i can open some presents  walk...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 15th
Dec 15th
So what do we have here exactly?
Yes, I am part-n00b. But only PART-n00b. Remember that… bitches. If anyone has something to say or instructions that will make me happy, DO SO. For I am an all-powerful being that will reward you with stuff. Like hugs. And air from my lungs. My, my, my. For an all-powerful cheap-skate I am… a cheap-skate. That’s it right? A cheap-skate? Why the f%ck would a skate be cheap?...
Dec 15th
um...hi.
…. Well….. yes. Alright then…. carry on.
Dec 15th